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What's up future serial killers, hookers, doctors, and dominatrix of America, my name is Sheridan.

dualvoidanima:
“‘running-out-of-space’
”

dualvoidanima:

‘running-out-of-space’

frankyourdeath:

me*suddenly is very very sad*
me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sadtit:

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

snapchatting:

girl are you a fire hydrant because that dog is peeing on you

thepreciousthing:
“ thedisneysupreme:
“ so my friend’s mom is a baker…
” ”

thepreciousthing:

thedisneysupreme:

so my friend’s mom is a baker…

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